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What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

15.06.2025 00:10

What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Why is it that when the Democrats absolutely love everyone to be LGBTP, they don't even acknowledge that Barack Obama and his husband Big Mike are homosexual, and he is the first homosexual president of the USA?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

In bed, not in music, which is better, a drummer or a bass player?

Me : I don't drink

He : Then let's have some coffee

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

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P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Am I the unique Gen Z if I dislike TikTok and prefer the 2000s technology trends like retro consoles, CRTs, and CD/DVDs?

He : Tea ?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

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Me : Because it's month of August.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Why do you have to be 18+ to go live on TikTok?

He : I'm 24.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

If the world was flat, would it be possible to see Mount Everest if it was on the other side of the Earth on a clear sunny day?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Do you agree with the characterization of Trump's trial as a "modern day Salem witch trial"? Why or why not?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Were there any friendly fire incidents involving American submarines, aircraft carriers, or battleships during World War II or World War I?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Is there a type of function where every point has exactly one tangent line passing through it? If yes, what is this type of function called?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

What does it mean when we dream about demons, ghosts, monsters, etc.?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

What does it mean when someone says "I'm feeling frisky"?

Me : Thank you.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Me : No

Can trans people tell me what the criteria for a woman is excluding self identification (facts do not rely on self belief)?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Me : Sure.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Did another parent ever tell you something about your child that you didn’t know?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.